mid school boner

A random ass boner in school.

"Dude that sub in gym is so hot I got a mid school boner." - Enrique
"Dude so did she, that was a guy."- Giovanni
"Crap."-Enrique
"Queer."- Giovanni

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Morning wood

When a guy wakes up with a woody in his pants.(Really hard to get rid of.)

"Giovanni how do you get rid of morning wood."-Enrique
"I look at a picture of your mom..."-Giovanni
"Fuck off."- Enrique
"Let me finish then I jack off, cause your moms a MILF."-Giovanni
"You're a ass."-Enrique

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SPA

1.Shitty Player Award
2.That one player that always fucks up a good play.

"Nice play Enrique trying to hold the SPA for the third year in the row."-Giovanni
"Shut up."-Enrique

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