Swan Song

The act of break up sex accompanied by a snappy finishing line of dialogue. Typically elevated by angry music, lots of mirrors and recording the act to relive the sweaty angry event at a later date.

Forest: ...And then I ended our relationship with an epic Swan Song, Finishing I yelled “KACAW!”
Ian: Why are we friends?

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Kevin Bacon

The deed in which you send all of your friends named Kevin, bacon in the mail. Pre-cooked bacon is recommended.

Ian: Hey Bubba, why did you send me bacon in the mail?

Bubba: I need more friends named Kevin.
Ian: That didn’t explain anything...
Bubba: KEVIN BACON!

Danny Glover

The Danny Glover is the act of using your partners toilet to make an immense post coitus bowel movement of which you exit said bathroom stating “I’m getting too old for this shit!”
Your partner wearing a Mel Gibson mask is optional but highly recommend.

Jacob: I really had to go before we started getting frisky but I held it in and pulled a Danny Glover in her bathroom afterwards.
Ian: I hope you at least gave it a curtesy flush.