Zubys

Zubys : (pronounced as if it were spelled "zubbies") breasts, boobies, titties, etc. Can be used to talk of female breasts as well as the less common appearance of breasts on fat, greasy males, better known as "man-boobs".

Origin : Eastern European street name, re-defined by touring musicians.

1. "Goodness, what large Zubys that girl has."
2. "That chap ought to stop guzzling donner kebabs, otherwise he'll grow a ripe set of Zubys."

Croach

Croaching : The act of cramming the anus with Branflakes and allowing crows to feast upon them.

Origin : bizarre sexual punishment/fetish, probably related to the partakers of the sports known as "rowing" or "rugby".

1. I feel like a croach
2. S/he needs to be croached
3. I've just been given a good croaching
4. "Stop behaving badly, or I'll have you croached"

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Thrunge

Thrunge : the act of repeated insertion of any given object into any given bodily orifice, where the object being inserted is considerably larger than the orifice itself.

Origin : created and defined by musicians in Vienna.

Usually used as a threat, ie:
1. "Shut up, or I'll thrunge your anus with my Land-Rover"
2. "Stop being so ugly, or I'll thrunge your nostril with a baseball bat"

Also used as a definition for a sexual fetish, (although such use is rare) ie:
1. "I feel like thrunging my urethra with Michelangelo's David"

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