Coon

The act of bringing a empty briefcase with you wherever you go in hopes you can hook up with a negative 22 (hella ugly girl) at a shitty dive bar in Manhattan by impressing her with your dumb, empty briefcase.

Person 1: yo, bro
Person 2: yeah, man? What's up?
Person 1: you tryna coon it up after work?
Person 2: yeah. Bet. Lemme grab my briefcase and be on my way.