special brew

delightful,delectable,sweet,stimulating,refreshing..... half a litre of 9% pisshead juice. Honestly 2 a these golden bastads any time day or night-f'kin lovely.

(approach counter)"Two a these bastads please"
"2 pound 78"
(purchase complete, exit)"sound, see you later"
(outside crackin It open guzzling away)
"Jesus, I can feel my brain reducing"

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jam sandwhich

Police vehical In the West Midlands, yellow, blue & white controlled by a dickhead.

"Shit man that me?"
"Fuck you got the lights"
"Im gone, takin the chase"
"Dust him kid"

engine revs 2nd gear tears away hes thrapin It.

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three up

Indulging In sexual congress Involving more than two and less than 4 peoples.
Preferably with more than one female.

"shift your leg love Its Interfering with me spam"

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cowin

West Midland term for not very good:
opposite of crackin.

"raining again ay It?"
"Ar, Its cowin out here"

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police complaints commission

Regulating body of British law enforcement protecting public Interest overseeing that justice & equity Is adhered to at all times.

In truth? An In house old bastads network comprised of former coppers &
well to do numbnuts. Thier main purpose to lie, cover up deny & conceal the polices many wrongdoings, looking out solely for their own kind.

"Grey, got that letter from theP.C.C"
"Any good?"
"Ive got a steel plate In my jaw,six teeth missing and they say theres no case to answer"
"Bad that Is"
"He fuckin put the 'andcuffs on first then he gives me a shoein In the holdin
cell- that aint restraining someone"
"Dickheads man"
"They got 3 statements sayin exactly the same shit. These f'kin Feds man they ain't accountable to no-one"
"Just cos they got a badge they do as they like "

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toothsucker

A gentleman usually of West Indian descent expressing disapproval, fustration or just to demean another by Inhaling between his teeth and frontal dentistry- he sucks his teeth so therefore he Is.

ttttttsssssssssssssssss! ghets me.

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bleuy

The sum of 5 English pounds. A fiver Is
blue In colour hence a bluey.

"Best gimme my goddamn change"
"heres your bluey back you bastad"