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A problem males has when their stomach hangs out further then their dick do. When the gurth of the stomach is longer than the persons penis.
You better stop eating too much. Otherwise you might have a dickido.
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when someone tells you this, they are trying to say that you can't do something cuz you're not brave. so you have to reply "i'm down", and then do it
guy 1: hey, are you down to go steal that car
guy 2: you aint down
guy 1: i'm down.....just watch
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When you scratch your butt hole with your fingers and go around shaking peoples hands then afterwards smell them and they smell like shit.
When I got home after the meeting I smelled my fingers and they smelled like tossed salad fingers.
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When fat in the pubic area on overweight men protrudes over the penis, making it look smaller.
You better stop eating so much because over time you will get buried penis syndrome.
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She is a kind hearted person who follows you around to smoke your marijuana.
I love you but can you stop being a lilijuana.
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Rectangle pieces of carpet usually the size of the bottom of shoes. Used to hide any foot prints from border patrol when illegal immigrants carry bales of marijuana across the Mexican/American border.
I was in the desert yesterday and found three pairs of carpet shoes.
Hey do you have any handtruck fuel to keep going? IΓ’ΒΒm very tired, I need handtruck fuel to get going.