Tard-Farmer

When someone you know is driving a tractor and has their phone in their back pocket and pocket texts you over and over for an hour without realizing it.

Guy 1: What are all these stupid ass texts that make no sense about?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I left my phone in my back pocket while I was using the excavator and I must have text you on accident.

Guy 1: Well lock your keypad you stupid tard-farmer.

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