hardcore gamer

Fucktard who spends way too much time playing shitty FPS games and way too little time having sex.

<hardcore gamer> Medal of Honor 54 is the greatest thing since sex! At least I assume so, not having tried sex yet!

45👍 162👎

decaf

Coffee without coffee

"What the shit is up with this coffee?"
"It's decaf"
"There's no coffee in decaf!"

75👍 14👎