double jackass

An action or concept that is jackass for two reasons.

Reach my hand into electrified copper sulfate? No way, man, that's a double jackass idea.

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guppy rule

Enough guppies can eat a treasury.

Refers to several small and cheap projects, files, purchases, or other items expending most or all of available resources, originally a city treasury.

Get some snacks for the party, but do not forget the guppy rule.

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Dungeon Siege

An action RPG by Gas Powered Games and Microsoft Game Studios, Dungeon Siege is very much like Diablo but easier and with more importance of gold and nonmagical items. Inlike Diablo, DS allows a single player to control up to 8 characters instead of 1, and the skills determine the class, not the other way around. It can also be played online, but I have yet to figure out how.

DS has given me more shit that any other program I've used. It's a fun game but be prepared to be frustrated.

Dammit, Dungeon Siege is locking up again? What the hell do you mean, "Gathering exception data"? Shit, that's the 3rd time today!

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Wham

Whale of a Ham. A ham product that Cary Grant's character was assigned to market in this one movie. I don't remember which one.

If you ain't eatin' Wham you ain't eatin' ham.

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Coolness

Showing approval. Something that is favored.

Hey I just got a new ______.
Coolness.

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legal

Conforming to laws and/or rules. Accepted by a ruling or administrative body.

Hippy 1: Alcohol is legal, man, but pot isn't, man.
Hippy 2: I know, man, what's up with that, man? I mean, who says what's legal, man?
Police: Open up! We know what you're doing and it's not legal!

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murderer

A word that sounds cool when said by Gollum.

Muuuuurdereeeer.

No, no.

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