Incestrophelia

The act of sex with your dead relatives. An amalgamtion of the words "Incest" and "Necrophelia"

Apparently created by a veritable linguistic genius after hearing a bit of "village gossip" in a small rural English settlement.

"Incestrophelia" Yay. Another thing to keep the locals busy.

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Sausage Dodger

Coloquial derogatory terminology describing a lesbian. Typically used between groups of "lads"

"You know Chrissie, the sausage dodger down the road...."

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Bum egg

A particularily noxious emission from ones rectum, possibly followed by a small bum nugget.

Bejesus, I just dropped a bum egg.

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