dead elephant

A sports team, player, boss, or coworker that's so incompetent, they stink like the rotting corpse of a dead elephant.

I've been a fan of theirs since Roberto Clemente roamed Forbes Field, but today's dead elephant Pittsburgh Pirates are the laughing stock of MLB.

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greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!

Poor people shop at Wal-Mart. Poor people have poor cars. Poor cars leak a lot of oil. (Don't believe me? Check the grease pools in the empty spaces of your local Wal-Mart.)

This pizza's greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!

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