Flava Flav

An ugly ass black guy that wears a huge shiny clock while walking around at night attracting attention (hoping no one will rob his ass) so cars can see him and dont run him over. His clock is a chick magnet and most of the time forgets he is wearing it, but is very useful for when i need to know what time it is i just put on his show. He is an old school rapper and was in Public Enemy which is all u need to know...

If suddenly the urge to walk around at night and skwank some hoes, and if ur black or wearing black clothing, dont forget to wear ur old trustee flava flav signature 15 in. diameter clock for protection against incoming vehicles. Thats if u can afford one... Ha! Ha! Ha! Yeah Boi!!!!!

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