Riding dirtily

to be driving with contraband ever mindful of proper grammar

I fear those police officers or "po po," if you will, may catch me riding dirtily should they choose to pull me over.

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C. J. Roaster

He's the guy who never saves the green hit.

"Man, I need to position myself between the glass and C. J. Roaster. He's going to torch it."

mommyknocker

n. a motherfucker from Maine.

A guy who boosts your lobster traps is a real mommyknocker, eh?

dunk a dutchman

to defecate; to void excrement from the bowels through the anus

"Did that sign say 'Next Exit 24 miles?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"Man, I've gotta dunk a dutchman."

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yanumbyasome?

shorthand substitute for "you know what I'm saying?;" the proper response to which is: "Inumbyasome."

Chuck: "I like statements of opinion, yanumbyasome?"

Bruce nodding approval: "Inumbyasome."

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emmeffer

n. a censored motherfucker.

"... so out of nowhere this emmeffer walks up to Jeff and says ...."