New York

New York would seem so much better if people who live here, like me, wouldn't be so cocky as to say "we're the greatest city in the world!" bullshnit!!

And why are New Yorkers so scared that L.A. may be a better place to live? So many of the definitions (or whatever these musings are) mentioned something that sounded fearful of L.A.'s ascendancy...makes you wonder.

New York is a great city, but there are also other great cities in the U.S. and all over the world.

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vergaderia

1. A really messed up or f@#ked up thing or place.

Que vergaderia es esta? Yo page por esto?

Translation: What the f@#k is this? I paid for this?

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putete

Synonymous with but friendlier usage of the word "puto"

Made famous in the film "Y Tu Mama Tambien"

Que onda putete? Vamos al disco?
--
What's up faggot? Wanna go to the club?

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twerkin

Real definition: jacking off.

Boy: Damn, Jimmy has been twerkin it since that porn started 2 hours ago.
Girl: Shit, he's gonna be chafe later on.

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east los

Comes from the full name "East Los Angeles,"

aka "Los"

Puro East Los, ese!!

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Microphone Polluter

AKA as an "MP." Someone who thinks he/she's an MC and that he/she can flow on the mic, but they are wack and in reality they are polluting the microphone with their wannabe rhymes.

Jackie: Yo, what was up with that guy who grabbed the microphone away from Rakim and he tried to improvise a rap onstage?

Larry: That guy is definitely not an MC, he's a Microphone Polluter with his wack-ass raps about the suburbs.

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President Bush

Greedy, neoconservative, unconscious, ignorant fascist who is pulling the wool over a lot of conservative leaning fools.

Man #1: President Bush is a greedy, lying asshole, huh?
Woman #1: Yup! f&*k him!

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