10 Seconds

The amount of time it takes Daniel Tosh to blow a load in his boyfriend, Fernando.

Daniel: "It only took me 10 seconds!"
Fernando: "Si, mi vuelta!" (Yes, my turn!)
Daniel: "You better not let me down or I'll go down to the Home Depot and find another hispanic sex slave!"

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When used by a female speaking to a male, it means "I want your slong."

When used by a female speaking to a female, it means "I want your beaver."

When used by a male speaking to a female, it means "I just winked at you. lol. I'm a douche. :("

Female to male: "Hey sweet cheeks! Want a muffin? ;)"
Female to female: "Bitch ;)"
Male to female: "Hey baby! Wanna see my six pack? ;)"

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