penis showing game

A game where two people show their penises to each other while beating off and see who can jizz on the other person first. Sometimes played in the office for juvenile amusement.

Mr. Shittington beat me in a penis showing game and shot jizz all up in my mouth. I loved it! Wanna play me?

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love tumor

A tumor that everyone thoroughly loves to get. It is usually made up of 3 loads of hot cum and a couple of turds. Sometimes they are coated with a thin layer of piss.

I hope I get a love tumor in my asshole today...I need the feel of hot cum all up in my booty-hole!

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Paperbag

Something that you take a poo in and leave on someone's doorstep so that when they answer the door, they step in the poo. Sometimes the poo is replaced with a very large quantity of semen making the prank even more hilarious.

We left a Paperbag on Mr. Shittington's doorstep. I sure hope that bastard steps in the feces and tracks it around his house!

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tennessee log jammer

A person who jams large logs of shit into his/her asshole for pure unadulterated pleasure while in Tennessee.

I became a true tennessee log jammer when I picked up a turd from a Wal-Mart toilet and shoved it deep into my asshole while visiting my grandmother in Knoxville. It felt SUPER AMAZING!!! I now perform this act at least 10 times a day whenever I'm in Tennessee.

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tee tee

The scientifically correct way to speak about urine and occasionally semen.

There is a bunch of fucking tee tee all over my backpack. I guess I'm gonna have to shit on the stairs today to even things out.

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cabeza de mierda

Ya sea una persona con muy mala personalidad o una persona con la cabeza hecha de excrementos.

Carlos es una verdadera cabeza de mierda. Lo odio.

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urine

A yellow liquid that is sterile and is liked for its taste.

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste!

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