shit salad

A salad that includes at least one ingredient made with human excrement.

This shit salad tastes like pure asshole...You want some?

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poopbutt

A person who is too shy to drop a deuce in public and therefore opts to just shit all up in his/her drawers.

Dude, I used to be nothing but a poopbutt but now I'm the CEO of a Fortune 500 company.

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Cumming, GA

A city where it is legal to cum on strangers in any public location.

Man, I came all over that dude at the store in Cumming, GA. It was motha-fuckin epic.

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penis showing game

A game where two people show their penises to each other while beating off and see who can jizz on the other person first. Sometimes played in the office for juvenile amusement.

Mr. Shittington beat me in a penis showing game and shot jizz all up in my mouth. I loved it! Wanna play me?

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niggtopus

A cross between an octopus and a black person. They usually possess eight jet-black tenticles, but occasionally only have seven. Their diet consists of strictly watermelon, fried chicken and grape drank. They most commonly reside beneath the ocean surface but can be lured out by the sound of loud rap music with heavy bass.

I saw a niggtopus the other day eating a mess of greasy ass chicken. I shot it in the asshole with my .22 for shits and gigs.

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poopaholic

Someone who is always trying to poop on other people's belongings

That poopaholic took a shit in my backpack right before class.

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urine

A yellow liquid that is sterile and is liked for its taste.

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste!

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