pulled up stumps

the act of dying or passing away. in reference to the game of cricket where the stumps are pulled out of the ground at the end of the match.

"The Cousin": Hey moite, did you hear about that poor old sheila they found in the river?
Araujana: Iyo yeah, she has 'pulled up stumps'

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bastardball

a variant of the game of basketball where players constantly engage in physical fouls, violations, and utter disregard for the rules in an attempt to dominate possession of the ball

Tosan: Gee moite todays basketball game was tough, one bastard came and pushed me over when i didnt even have the ball
Julio: Some dickhead even poked my eye as i was going for a layout!
Araujana (nods in agreement): I know, it was a real game of "bastardball"

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