bwomp

Bwomp: Vommiting after getting punched or being struck in the stomach.

We were just messin around, and i dropkicked him in the gut and then BWOMP, all over my fuckin Puma's.

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IBN

In Before Nuke: When a posting that is sure to be "nuked" or removed is made... it is customary for people to respond quickly with IBN. Relates only to ShackNews.com

SoonToBeBannedUser: goatse.cx
|_User1: IBN!!
|_User2: IBN!!
|_User3: OMG NASTY IBN!!!

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owwfuckmeinmyass

Usaully a preffered term used when one is subjected to a large amount of unsuspected pain. A door closing on a finger or a ball to the groin.

Hey, could you toss me that bowling ball?
ball falls on foot
OWWFUCKMEINMYASS!

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NIACC

NIACC: A Community Collge in Iowa. Home to a bunch of rowdy mutha fuckas. Has a sik ass lake, and a bunch of fucking retarded geese. SHit goes down.

Where you at man?
Fuckin Niacc.
Aww shit, Ghetto College.
Heyy man, fuck you

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Clown Shoe Lace

1. Someone whose idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.

2. The 3rd degree clownishness. Not a "Clown", nor a "Clown Shoe", but a "Clown Shoe Lace"

Guy1: Dude, where's your pants.
Guy2: looks down Oh shit!
Guy1: Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, You're a clown shoe lace.

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Clown Shoelace

1. When someone’s idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.

2. The third degree of "clownishness"

Guy1: Dude! Where's your pants?
Guy2: looks down Oh Shit!
Guy1: shakes head in disgust Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, you're a Clown Shoelace.

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Furgle

The act of rummaging around inside a vagina (lady garden), often with forceps or speculum, usually but not exclusively, as a gynecologist or obstetrician.

Term hails from the Nottinghamshire area.

Must be for legitimate medical diagnostic purposes.

"Have a furgle around, see what you can find"