Action Plastic

n. Slang for condom

Frank: Dude, I can't believe you banged that chick! She definitely looked like she had a disease.

John: Meh, it wasn't that bad. Besides, I wore an action plastic.

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Domesticasian

An Asian person who has assimilated completely into North American culture.

Guy 1: Dude, there are so many Asians in our Finance class.

Guy 2: It's OK, they're mostly domesticasians, so they won't destroy the curve too much.

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