got your candy

A term used in prison's and jails for having ones anal virginity forcibly taken.

"Hey Tim, I hear someone got your candy yesterday?"

Quaid Baby

A baby with shrinky arms, like Quaid from Total Recall.

"Man, did you see John's baby?"
"Yeah, it's a total Quaid Baby."
"Poor John"

pulling a cosby

Sticking a frozen pudding pop in the vagina of a younger woman you personally drugged, allowing the pudding pop to melt, then eating the melted pudding where ever it may be found.

Hey Lance, Trent called, he can't make it tonight because he is pulling a cosby on his bosses daughter.

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Megakota

When Americans realized how useless having two Dakota states was, they combined them and created Megakota.

I'm from Fargo, Megakota.