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Hard Arnie

An Alcoholic Arnold Palmer.

Want a hard arnie, Tyson?

by El ritardo July 12, 2018


Cincinnati Chili

The act of rubbing chili on your dick, and then receiving a blowjob.

Ricardo hit that bitch in Barcelona with that Cincinnati chili, now that bitch can’t get off him.

by El ritardo July 2, 2018

6👍 7👎


Jungkook

One hot and incredibly nice Korean dude who unfortunately has less meat than lil dicky himself.

Jungkook is great to hang with, but not in a sexual way.

by El ritardo July 2, 2018

11👍 9👎


*insert name here*

*insert description, something along the lines of “god among men put on this planet to pleasure women” or “annoying gamer kid with a tiny dick”*

*insert girl name*- “Wow, that guy is such a/n *insert name here*, he must be packing 23 centimeters.”

*insert girl name*- “Jesus, that guy is such a fucking *insert name here*, all he does is talk about his stock portfolio and how great he is at Fortnite.

by El ritardo June 2, 2019

18👍 6👎


Kegel Gym

NOT an actual physical fitness gym. It is a place where men go to naturally increase their penis size via male Kegel Exercises.

*Kegel Gym instructor*- Release ...And clench!

by El ritardo June 2, 2019

3👍 1👎


Krip

Gay-ass nigga who whacks his gack to Korean pop shit.

“Wanna invite Tyson to the J. Cole concert?”
“Nah nigga that Krip he goin to that bts shit later tonight.”

by El ritardo June 8, 2018

7👍 10👎


Drilling Some Cornholes

Term for engaging in intercourse with multiple orifices.

Dude, I was drilling some cornholes last night, and now I got some dick pain.

by El ritardo June 17, 2018