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hell’s butthole

After getting discharged in Vietnam, Grandpa created hell’s butthole out of desperation. A blend of Bacardi 151, Everclear, and some dragon fruit juice, it lived up to it’s name after he had to get his stomach pumped and a catheter for the rest of his life.

Damn dude! After Wayne slammed down some hell’s butthole, he ran around naked and took a shit on the feds’ cars!

by El ritardo June 26, 2018

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whack your sack

Fondling your balls instead of actually fapping, to make it look like your just adjusting yourself.

If you whack your sack, you won’t get shit back.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

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Hoe Tag

A very slutty name, can go both ways depending on gender/sexuality.

hoe tag: Nicki, jocelyn, Stacey, grace, Ellie, earl, Justin, Rey, joe, tony, etc.

by El ritardo August 17, 2018


testicular holocaust

Getting shot in the testicles.

That nigga felt testicular holocaust from that trap packing heat.

by El ritardo June 30, 2018

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Cardi B Feminist

A feminist, but one that is extremely whore-ish and bitchy.

Them cardi b feminists taking over, and now I fear for the future of feminism.

by El ritardo June 28, 2018

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Trumptown

A bordertown that enters a boomtown-esque change due to demographic changes brought on by the trump administration.

San Diego, El Paso, Yuma, Brownsville, and countless others are future candidates for Trumptowns.

by El ritardo July 4, 2018

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B.H.G

Stands for Big Hairy Gustavo. An overweight, hairy, Hispanic or sometimes Southern European man that just can’t be described any other way.

I really liked Ricardo, before he adopted that B.H.G lifestyle after visiting Mexico.

by El ritardo June 16, 2018

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