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Whipping up some Jelly

British(generally Birmingham) slang for wanking.

After a long day’s work, it’s always nice to come home and start whipping up some jelly.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020


iffy

Nasty, or just plain unsettling

Nigga that shit in Portugal was iffy, we fucked with the wrong homies there.

by El ritardo June 19, 2018


m.m.w.t.g.s

Miss Me With That Gay Shit

*person of same sex*: Cutie got a nice booty😩
You:what?
Them: huh?
You: m.m.w.t.g.s

by El ritardo July 31, 2018


penis popper party

The after-party of the pride parade.

Bill, a straight dude who volunteered for the parade, accidentally fell victim to butt stuff at the penis popper party.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

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Femwhore

The “Femwhore” subculture is a subculture that grew out of the early 2010s, where many prominent female celebrities, who behaved very whoreishly, began to start claiming their lifestyles were yet another offshoot and variant of modern feminism, and that doing things like sucking dicks and stripping were to ‘use men’ and ‘feel powerful’ despite being an opposite of true feminism, where that behavior would be considered whoreish and slutty by other women/girls. There are varying degrees of the femwhores, as some are more moderate and respectable in their beliefs, while some are radical and dangerously close to straight up communism. Other than their beliefs, they are no different than any other whores in appearance, sound, etc.

Paris Hilton, Ariana Grande, Cardi B, Rita Ora, Beyoncé, Scarlet Johansson, and countless others are the main leaders of the femwhore subculture.

by El ritardo July 15, 2018


Mister Incredible

A middle aged man that is attractive, nice, and has, a penis, that exceeds 6 inches.

Coined by Disney-Pixar masterpiece the incredibles, a prominent example of a Mister Incredible is George Clooney.

by El ritardo June 16, 2018

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Painting some sea dragons

A rather obscure term for wanking. Supposedly originated in Australia.

When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020