Peed myself

A figure of speech that implies that one laughed so hard that they lost bowel control. Not to be taken literally.

Oh, you came so close! "Peed Myself" could almost be considered slang. But did you define it? No! You just took the opportunity to declare how funny you think you are. Yes, you like fig netwons, you've made that abundently fucking clear, but seiously...Look at my above definition. It tells us what the term means elegantly and concisely, without ever mentioning how clever I am or how cute my girlfriend or child is or what my favorite food it. If you are too fucking stupid to understand the format of this website than I think you have no business on the internet.

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Not slang

Everything posted by Andi, ie senseless definitions that are funny only to her.

I will say it one more time, this site is for defining SLANG terms that are used ON THE STREET. Stupid little inside jokes that only you get do not qualify as such. If you want to keep posting this shit go ahead and start your own blog or website. IT'S NOT THAT HARD you fucking cunt.

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behooves

v. To be necessary, appropriate, or proper. This, by the way is NOT SLANG but I at least congratulate you on making a post where you don't mention your favorite foods or should've-been-aborted daughter.

BTW, "behooves me to want to" is a grammatical attrocity.

Andi's numerous nonsensical posts behoove me to vomit.

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puma

A homosexual man.

Origin: Mexican slang. One of the less offensive ways of calling someone gay (as opposed to, say, 'maricon'). Mexicans see the puma as the most affeminate of the big cats.

Eres pumita (you are a little puma).

Billy wore the Puma track suit to the restaurant, but was baffled by the laughter of the hispanic cooks.

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reverse racism

A term coined by people of an ethnic or cultural majority to demonstrate the fact that they don't understand the adversity that minorities truly face on a daily basis.

Billy cried "reverse racism" when the black boy called him a 'cracker' since it was not acceptable for Billy to call the boy 'nigger'. It's hard to understand how Billy was offended since no ancestor of his had even been called a 'cracker' as he was savagely whipped by a black man who owned him.

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Tearin'

Present participle of Tear; To rip apart, to shred in to little bits.

When you stick it in Andi's ass, you don't have to worry about tearin' it up. That chasm of a butthole is already streched all to hell!

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c-section

I heard a bunch of thugs on the street talking about c-sections the other day and I thought it was a new rap group. I am so glad you selflessly posted this definition so that no one will ever be confused again.

Yes Andi, a c-section or caesarean section is a medical procedure. But I guess since medicaldictionary.com doesn't let people post their own definitions you had to come do it here instead. Can someone say, DESPERATELY LONELY AND CRYING OUT FOR ATTENTION?

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