Penis Colada

The name of the load a woman swallows the night after her man spent the entire day drinking pineapple juice.

her: who drank all the goddamn pineapple juice?
Him: don't worry babe I made you a penis colada.

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Tipping Point

That point in the night when you and all your friends are debating, "go home and sleep", or "more shots?!"

"We just hit it...the tipping point...what are we gonna do fam?"

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Morning Dew

The female's "morning wood"; waking up aroused (female).

(Waking up with her climbing on top of you): "some sweet morning dew that needs to be taken care of, I see."

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