Backwoodsman

A person who is capable, of not only living off the land like his manly men who came before him, but is also capable of not being reliant on bullshit like cell phones, the interwebs, or fucking starbucks. A man who is able to follow up the killing of a grizzly bear with a mighty chest beating, like an adrenaline fueled silver back. This man can build a house out of mother nature, and eat her animals, and wash it down with a mighty man made wilderness beverage.

Timmy, eat your dinner, or the backwoodsman will get you!

That guy is no pussy. He is a fucking backwoodsman. He will conquer mother nature, and live off of her carcass!

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