chronnie

Chronnie is a specimen that frequents the kitchen after indulging in a certain amount of a certain substance (i.e., illegal marijuana). A Chronnie can be seen lurking around in the darkest of shadows looking for some delicious and satisfactory munchies. Tread lightly when approaching, for a Chronnie scares easily and may bear fangs when intimidated.

I don't have any food...a Chronnie must have been here.