Spangletwat

A particularly fancy fanny

looking at her I'd ave guessed she ad a reet spangletwat but when I got intae it it were more clunge puddin'

Scooty

A glisteningly moist hairy axe wound necessitating the wiping of using the dog with an itchy ring method of scooting across the front room carpet.

Ee 'er minge were scooty, took the 'hole ov 'er mothers guest room curtain t' mek it skoom agin