Eggboy

Eggman's sidekick. You know, 'Eggman: Fighting Crime The Old Fatshioned Way'.

'Oh no Eggman! A giant moustache has lit up the night sky! The city must in peril from another dastardly attack by the Blue Hedgehog!'
'To the Eggmobile!'

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Robotnik

Dr. Ivo Robotnik is brilliant man. Brilliant in that he found a way to exploit my country's abundant oil supplies... Anyway after a strange blue ball of spikes arrived, we were able to swipe the prototype 'Doomsday Device'. Although as to what it does is a complete mystery.

'I am the Doctor!'
'Yes sir... now where's the oil?'

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neopets

It was nice in the beginning, but then a corporation came along, bought Neopets.com, and killed the site. Apparently the creators may quit because of all of these stupid adverts and stoof.

Neopets! Give me back my soul so I may sell it to the Devil! (He's nicer...)

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Neopests

Annoying people who constantly go on and on about how much they love Neopets on other pet sites.

I used to worship Neopets, but then it all got too cute and taxed, so I became ambassador to a country nobodies ever heard of... or maybe that's a good thing...

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