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shlonshkin/wrench

This is what my mom calls my dog. She usually yells THE WRENCH or something along those lines when she gets home.

"THE WREEEEENNNNNNNCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Said my mother.

Shlonshkin/wrench

by Elbow Picke November 6, 2017


Brick-and-mortar

A sexual move in which, just prior to orgasming, a man pulls out and ejaculates on his partner's abdomen and then immediately proceeds to lay down on top of his partner. The two then cease all activity and remain still until they fall asleep. When they awake the next morning, they find themselves glued together, sealed by the adhesive property of dried semen. This vertical stack of man and woman resembles two bricks in a wall stuck together by mortar.

The brick-and-mortar: perhaps the most intense display of true affection. Just as the bricks in the wall remain sealed and steadfast, so do the man and woman.

by Elbow Picke July 11, 2024


Lamp Post

A hot girl typically with a big juicy ass. This phrase is used as code so as to not alert your surroundings that you are highly turned on by the voluptuous figure that lies before you.

Person 1: Duuuuuuuude check out that lamp post
Person 2: Hoooooooollllyyyyyy
Person 3: What the fuck is a lamp post

by Elbow Picke July 18, 2020

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nesperate

When one is so desperate for something that it seems necessary for their survival

I am nesperate for a calzone rn

by Elbow Picke July 11, 2024