When you're drinking Kok and someone's aass dribbles into the glass tainting your kok but you still chug the kok
When Richard had his kok and Phills mango aass ejected into the kok glass for a fuller fruity flavour, wow what a Dodgy kok
When you have diarrhoea whilst out with the army and lampshade a Bush with shit and hit the passers-by
Jamie had a dodgy kebab and did a Bushy Sanderson on the hikers face
When you have a Norovirus and accidentally lampshade shart your partner in your sleep and wake up to verbal abuse
Paul was very ill with Norovirus, unfortunately Steph did not appreciate the high speed shart. Steph is not a fan of the Angry Shart and was verbally unhappy
When you are drinking with a man with a moustache and he shits in your glass of kok
The moustached George took a dump in my glass of kok during consumption of kok fluid, oh no my dirty kok