SPNKr

The longer form of the label "SPNKr". "SPNKr" is the label on the side of the rocket launchers (a.k.a. rocket lawnchairs) from the HALO series. It is pronoucned "spunker", after the verb "to spunk". The practical upshot of all of this is that after you kill the fuck out of some n00b with a rocket lawnchair, you are said to have "spunked dat bitch".

Halo Player: Oh, dude, this kid was pissing me off sooooo much in Halo yesterday.
Friend1: Oh yeah? What did you do?
Halo Player: I went to the tunnel, got the rocket lawnchair, found the little jerk and SPUNKED ALL UP IN HIS GRILL! It was an epic rape.
Friend2: Dude, what? You ejaculated all over some kid's face after raping him?
Halo Player: No, dude, get with the times; I took a rocket launcher and shot him in his stupid pre-pubescent high-pitched-voice-having face with it. It says "SPNKr" on the side, that's why I said I spunked all up in his grill. Damn you suck.
Friend3: Go to hell.
Halo Player: No, n00bface, YOU GO TO HELL!!!!!111one!!!1
Friend4: PUT THAT THING AWAY
Halo Player: ITS SPNKr TIME!!!!
Friend5: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*KILLTACULAR*

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