Fuck

Another word for sex not to be mistaken for the other one.
Usually said by a drunk man

Drunk man“Oooh babe umm wanna have fuck uhh let’s go to the bed”
Woman“OH HELL NO”

university bookstore

a building on a college campus which magically makes all merchandise placed within its walls cost two to three times as much as it would elsewhere.

When I found the chunk of plastic known as a 'contact lens case' priced at $5.99 in our university bookstore, I went into a rage and drove my car through the front window.

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UFU

the acronym for Urine Flow Unit. pronounced by the letters: 'yoo-eff-yoo.'

a measure to describe the rate of liquid flow. one Urine Flow Unit, or UFU, is equivalent to the rate of a normal, unhurried piss. a full bladder may dispense urine in excess of one (1) UFU.

the utility of the Urine Flow Unit is not restricted to bodily fluid, but indeed any flow of beverage, water, or other liquid.

UFU is an American standard measure. To convert to metric, multiply by 1.54.

Whoa, the milk dispenser in D2 is really crankin' out the skim milk today. I'd say it's gotta be in excess of 4 UFUs.

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Hokie Stalker

Virginia Tech's 'People Finder' on the VT homepage. The perfect tool for finding out the full name, department, email address, and possibly phone number and address of that special someone, before he or she even knows you exist.

Hokie Stalker used to provide much more information about 3 years ago, but of late it has been more locked down.

I was gonna talk to her today after class, but then I decided to just look her up on Hokie Stalker.

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dumpsworth

a unit measure of toilet paper. the amount of paper required to wipe for one dump. using the final dumpsworth of TP on a roll obligates the user to replace the roll with a fresh one.

Uh-oh, I need to get to Kroger and buy some toilet paper. looks like there's only about 1.5 dumpsworth remaining.

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r0x0r like a f0x0r in a b0x0r

far, far better than simply to r0x0r. to rock like a fox in a box. because if you put a f0x0r in a b0x0r, that b0x0r would certainly be r0x0ring off the charts.

really grood.

chel: someone just blew up the football stadium...looks like no more hokie football. ever again.

a: r0x0r like a f0x0r in a b0x0r! this is the best news EVER!

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groinalplex

the entirety of the genital region. a particularly vulnerable target in men for the foot of a displeased female. see also crotchal zone.

uf, i just got nailed in the groinalplex by a golf club. i think i'm gonna cry.

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