individiot

A person who claims the right to be in public, not keeping a safe “social distance,” in order to take care of personal, trivial business (e.g., shopping for a lampshade) in the middle of a dangerous pandemic

When asked why he was browsing in the housewares aisle at Home Depot in late March 2020, the rugged individiot said, “because I want to.”

squint-print

The tiny type that one urgently needs to read — such as the directions on a pill bottle or the phone number of a repair person

Thankfully, my drug store provides a magnifying glass in the OTC medication section, to help us old-timers read the squint-print.