Biznatchin

Adjective: Something that is fabulous beyond all belief.

Did you see that squirrel? It was pretty biznatchin.

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Gantor

Huge. Used in describing a person or object.

I'm not going to fight that guy. He's fuckin' GANTOR.

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Texas rules

When a golfer (I suppose it must be a male player) doesn't hit their tee shot past the women's tees. As a consequence, the golfer must play the remaining hole with his 'wang' hanging out of his unzipped pants.

Haha dude. Looks like the Texas rule is now in effect.

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Tiarn

A girl with ombré hair and blue eyes.

Oh look that's a Tiarn.

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Penis-at-12 syndrome

A 5-alpha reductase deficiency at birth causes ambiguous to female-type external genitalia. The male has undescended testes. The deficiency essentially prevents testosterone from becoming dihydrotestosterone (DHT). Now the penis-at-12 syndrom itself occurs around puberty when the high levels of testosterone overcome the requirement of DHT...the clitoris enlarges, alas, "penis-at-12".

Damn, I'm sure glad I don't have penis-at-12 syndrome.

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lagode

jagoff. derived from trying to spell jagoff in a t9 text message.

"that haircut makes you look like a total lagode."