banana splitters

When two girls have banged the same dude at different times.

Shit girl! You fucked him too? ... Guess we're banana splitters!

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Can't have nice things

When a friend is the literal reason, in every scenario, as to why you can't have nice things. (Ex: always spilling beers, falling over things, breaking things, etc.)

God damnit, Deborah! You're the reason we can't have nice things!