Airsoft Faggot

Teenager or grown adult that plays airsoft and pretends to be special forces with gloves, camo, helmet, and kneepads. Argues that it's "Milsim" but would hide behind trashcans thinking that would protect him in real life. Using a "silencer" on something that shoots rat shit. Wouldn't simulate heavy equipment. They're not simulating anything. It's just pretending and dressing up. He'd be the last person to enlist and would shit his pants if he were ever in a combat situation. Basically the majority of air softers.

Jimmy: look at all my gear and shit. I'm basically an operator.

Tyrone: no Jim, you just look like an airsoft faggot.

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