Cactus ripping

Cactus ripping is where a woman’s pubic stubble is so viciously sharp that when a man sticks his dick inside, it pierces right through the condom and into his dick leaving him unprotected and in pain.

Eli rushed to the emergency room after Tammy took him on a cactus ripping adventure.

Jizzurup

The act of ingesting much more than the average amount of seaman during oral sex. This causes the need for the seaman recipient to be burped much like an infant after feeding to avoid stomach pains. The up spittle produced by Jizzurup would be referred to as Jizzurup chunder

Linda Friday needed Jizzurup after shooting a bukake scene with Peter North and 30 of his friends