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chicken penis

When you eat chicken while watching porn and masturbating

i love it when the grease from the chicken makes a lubricant for my penis and makes it into a chicken penis

by Elia the foreskin master August 28, 2006

30👍 48👎


chocolate dipped balls

When you dip your balls a womans ass, and she hasnt wipped it and you make her lick off the chocolate.

man i met this bitch last night and it looked like she hadn't wipped in ages and i made her lick my chocolate dipped balls and she got chocolate stuck in her teeth

by Elia the foreskin master August 28, 2006

17👍 20👎


rake master

rake master is when you have multiple orgasms while fingering a whale,eating skittles,watching a ned kelly documentary and sticking dirty black sand up your ass with a 16th century dungeon master

i love it when i get a rake master from hitler himself

by Elia the foreskin master August 28, 2006

10👍 16👎