Bi-winning

To reach a level of mania that allows you transcend the terrestrial realm.

To have one speed. One gear. Go.

Only one human has ever been known to sucessfully do this; Charlie Sheen, The Tiger Blooded Adonis.

Among the powers that come with the state of being bi-winning are; the ability to have multiple female sex slaves live in your bed, the capacity to express phrases that no mortal could ever have come up with on their own and to do so with absolutely no preperation, and the capacity to do copious amounts of mind altering substances without any long term addiction simply because they are a paltry substitute to the drug that is oneself.

To try to mimick the state of bi-winning without tiger blood pumping through your system will lead to death and face melting.

Charlie Sheen: I'm Bi-winning. I win here and win there. No what?

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