Diarrhea of the Keyboard

Uncontrollable rambling via internet - email, blog, instant message, etc. Spin-off of the original phrase "diarrhea of the mouth."

The compulsive blogger suffered a severe case of diarrhea of the keyboard.

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Overlapping Crushes

An overlapping crush occurs when two people have highly similar characteristics and/or interests, and are liked by, or like, the same person.

Also occurs when two people are liked by one person and equally do not reciprocate those feelings.

William: Hey dude, you know that Rebecca likes me?

Louie: Dude, she likes me too!

William: What the hell?! But I don't even like her!

Louie: Dude, me either... Definitely not.

William: Holy crap!!! We have overlapping crushes!

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singative

"Singative" is like "talkative" or the newly founded "textative."

"Singative" refers to the feeling when someone wants to (or actually does) start singing (either randomly or because they have a reason for doing so).

Jake: Hey dude, why is Melody singing in the middle of the living room? I mean, she's just terrible!

Ryan: Yeah, she does suck at singing, but I can't stop her. She said she's in a singative mood.

Jake: Oh brother!

Ryan: Tell me about it! **Rolls eyes**

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