RQ

A community on Livejournal where "Random Question" are asked and answered. Drama is rampant. Sarcasm and satire are constant. The "Regulars" are elitists.

OMG, Mac is back!!!11!!one!!1

Pic, plz?

The internets is ANGRY!

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tsar

The other way to spell czar. Both are considered correct.

Czar? Tsar? Either way they pwn those Rusky bastards!

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Hollywood Squares

A gay game where all they need to do is say yes or no, not give a real answer. Often has Whoopi Goldberg and other washed up C-rank celebrities.

From Family Guy

Contestant: I'll take the dying boy for block.

Question: Is there anything less then absolute zero?

Dying Boy: Yeah, my white cell count.

*Crowd insanely laughs at this depressing joke and Whoopi Goldberg high-fives him*

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Gap

Overpriced, conformist, medium quality clothing store. Liked by preps, hated by goths.

Gap, you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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bus driver

Excellent name to use when you are 1337 at an online game. Especially if you're into online games for the sense of power, not like me when I just want to have fun.

They call me the bus driver, because I'm here to take you to school!

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UN

An organization based on the principles that:

1. Asking your laws to be followed in a polite manner will get you listned to.

2. The USA should have as much say in world matters as Suriname or the Neitherlands.

3. That China and Libya should lead a Human Rights Commitee.

The UN, you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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wild almond

The hippies should all go out and pick some nice "organic" almonds out in the forest. They should eat several dozen of them.

In case you don't get it, almonds that aren't domesticated contain cyanide.

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