Homer

The best character on the television show The Simposons. Note that anyone that has like the past 3 seasons of The Simpsons is an idiot.

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

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amoral

Legalized narcotics

See: Canadiens

It's disgusting that you think that having legalized marijuana is a good thing.

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nerd

The richest man in the world is also the biggest nerd. He could have ANY chick he wants, and could have you assasinated in a minute if he wanted to.

20 years down the line, will it truly matter if you were "popular"?

Do you think it will matter 20 years down the line if you were studying computer science/physics/economics 4 hours a day? Yes.

Do you think it will matter 20 years down the line whether you were popular or not? No.

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we get signal

What happen after someone set up us the bomb.

Main screen turn on.

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Civ

^Don't know what the hell he's smoking, but I've only heard Civ used as short for Civilization, one of the greatest games of all time.

In Civ 3: Conquests you can be a Fascist nation, what could be better?

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tsar

The other way to spell czar. Both are considered correct.

Czar? Tsar? Either way they pwn those Rusky bastards!

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Hollywood Squares

A gay game where all they need to do is say yes or no, not give a real answer. Often has Whoopi Goldberg and other washed up C-rank celebrities.

From Family Guy

Contestant: I'll take the dying boy for block.

Question: Is there anything less then absolute zero?

Dying Boy: Yeah, my white cell count.

*Crowd insanely laughs at this depressing joke and Whoopi Goldberg high-fives him*

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