Drive By

Farting on someone and walking away.

My dog just did a drive by; he can't handle the stench of his own farts.

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Updawg

Updawg is a prank, used to make the victim ask "What's up dawg?"

Prankster: Have you seen my updawg?
Victim: What's up dawg?
Prankster: Oh, nothing much, what's up with you?
*Lame laughter ensues.

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42

The answer to life, the universe, and everything.

We don't know what 42 means, we simply know it's the answer.

slut gut

The gut that pokes out when an overweight slut wears a crop top.

Yo man, check out that slut gut!

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um

The word used when the speaker is unable to find the correct term.

I am supposed to um... use this word in a sentence.

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chick flick

A sappy film that is generally geared towards women. It is always a love story, usually a comedy, and nausea inducing in men.

Man, did you see that chick flick Pretty Woman?! It was awful!

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shat

The past tense of shit. Also used as a more "classy" form of shit.

I fear I have shat my pants, due to an excess of pheasant!

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