Spikels

Cross between spike and prickle.
The overgrown stubble from a designer beard.

Daddy, you have spikels, you need to shave

child anchor

When a young child immobilises you by attatching themselves to either your leg or by sitting on your foot, thus anchoring you to the spot.

Hungry Husband returning home after a day at work: "What d'you mean, dinners not ready"

Wife with child anchor: "Can't you see I'm completely immobilsed, what with this child anchor"