Whimsper

When someone whispers their 'secret "secret codeword"' in your ear, it's called a whimsper.

1: 'What you need to know is my 'secret "secret codeword."' It's only for people who know my 'secret codeword.' Alright here it is: (whimsper whimsper.)

Fuckshit Avenue

They place you go when you're very resh.

I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts
Fuckshit Avenue

Unicorn Seed

The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends

For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.

Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."