Doucheoisie

A combination of a douche bag and a bourgeoisie.

Anne, an upper East Side Republican, considered herself an elitist, but in fact, she was a member of the doucheoisie.

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Septic Kiss

When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.

"Honey, you just took a shower...why are you in there again?"

"Oh my GOD! I got Septic Kissed!"