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sigmameter

To measure sigma in a certain amount. It’s measured as if it’s body temperature.

Person #1: Wow my sigmameter is so high today!

Person #2: It’s must be because you had Aqua Water!

by Ella Alpha Smith June 2, 2024


Aqua Water

Water that contains better than regular water qualities. It is made in a lab. It makes you healthier, stronger and gives you super powers. It makes you feel like a sigma alpha.
It is high in sigmameters and aura.
It is only sold at Starbucks. When asking for it in your drink make sure to asked for “The Aqua Water”. It is apart of the secret Starbucks menu.
*DRINK SAFELY THE SIGMA LEVELS ARE HIGH*

Ingredients:
Aqua Water
Carbon Dioxide

Infinity aura

Energy balls

Person#1: I just had my Aqua Water for the day!
Person #2: How do you feel?
Person #1: Sigma!

by Ella Alpha Smith June 2, 2024