Dive bar

A well-worn, unglamorous bar, often serving a cheap, simple selection of drinks to a regular clientele.

The term can describe anything from a comfortable-but-basic neighborhood pub to the nastiest swill-slinging hole.

You don't need to dress up; we're just going to the dive bar down the street.

Man, that place is such a dive bar... Don't go in unless you plan to burn your clothes afterwards.

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uglicious

The ephemeral quality of being desirable without being attractive.

Often used to refer to people you always wake up next to, despite vows never to do so again.

"No more Everclear for me, thanks. If I go any further, I'll start hunting down every uglicious woman in the bar."

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bapork

1) a pig that somehow ends up inside a baby's belly

2) useless or undesirable propaganda that one is subjected to without consent; often used in a derogatory manner.

3) material that resembles bapork

I was watching the F-- News Network this evening... Man, are they full of bapork!

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