ADS

Stands for All Day Session. On the ale. Or rather lager, given the drinking habits of the lads who employ this term.

May help cure the other ADS.

"See you later, I'm off on an ADS with the lads."

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fwoof

The noise made during kinky sex where someone slaps a female's vagina with a pillow.

She came all over the pillow when I fwoofed her.

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Taff

Not necessarily an argument, you’re just stating different opinions and agreeing with each other

We had a taff about what food is better