J.S.

Main Entry: J.S.
Function: verb
1 : to do Jack Shit
2 a : to be idle b : to waste time c: to do nothing productive

Hey Jeff, let's J.S.
Ah, quality J.S.ing time.
I and Shosha J.S.ed all day today.

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Impotent Rojerk

Main Entry: Impotent Rojerk
Pronunciation: 'im-p&-t&nt 'rä-j&rk
Function: noun
1 : person unable to have sexual intercourse because of erectile dysfunction; broadly : STERILE

"How was sex with your man last night?"
"Who? You mean, Impotent Rojerk? He couldn't even get his equipment up."
"Dang, Viagara at age 22. How could he bear the shame!?"

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