hydro wein

When the male genitalia is exposed to water for an extended periods of time; the penis becomes flaccid and very susceptible to damage.

Ever since I joined the swim team I ha e the worst hydro wein.

dick in ya

When a dick is physically in you.

Yo, that a dick in ya?

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Cowboy balls

When your testicle's become stretched after years of hitting the saddle.

I can't nude hike anymore because my cowboy balls seem to attract briars.

weiner pot

A pot use by early indigenous people of Northern China to cook the male genitalia of fallen enemies. Eating such a very popular meal in China at the time would bring good luck during yeah of the boar.

If we are going to use the new weiner pot we should at least clean it first to avoid any weird bacteria or any other type of ailments.

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tug brothers

When two or more close friends participate in mutual masturbation. Very frequent among those who attend college.

I can't wait until after class, I'm meeting with my tug brothers.

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eskimo nuts

When ones testicles become frozen during the extreme cold of winter.

I can't shovel anymore. I have Eskimo nuts .

infected axe wound

Referring to the female genitalia when it literally looks like it was once attacked by an angry axe.

I hit that infected axe wound even though it grossed me out.

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